Ruff Riff

The man you come to the Kavon to see. The man with all the looks, talent and charisma of a school janitor - well the one that does the night shift anyway.

Ruff Riff has been at the Kavon now for longer than he can remember (whether that's due to it being a long time or just his appauling memory is yet to be decided). Over the years he has had many facelifts, and while the most recent one has left him looking more youthful, many argue that he lost his ruggard good-looks in the process.

Ruff Riff was recently informed he can now be requested to do Gold Service for any customer who books it. This, unsurprisingly, "...thrilled" (sarcasm) him to his bones and he "just can't wait to wait hand and foot on anyone who wishes my services" (also sarcasm... I think... It's hard to tell with Ruff).

"Stay tuned for more riveting blog updates by me, your favourite dude on the block... is that what the kids say these days? Eh... stuff it."