Magenta

Miss Magenta, the hostess with the mostest, compere beyond compare, mistress of the motorboat.

She is a tamer of wayward puppies and a wrangler of unruly hens. Magenta is the only one who can keep this motley mob of misfits on the straight and narrow, well as close to the straight and narrow as they get.

Fluent in a dozen languages including; drunken bridesmaid, Bourbon BS and Vodka verboseness,