Introducing Chardonnay Moselle!
A born show girl , vivacious vixen and sultry songstress, Madame Chardonnay Moselle made her debut at the Kavon in early 2010. She quickly found her place within this mob of misfits and try as we might it has become increasingly difficult to pry the microphone from her hands.
Madame M strives to emulate her idol the divine Mae West with her fun flirtatiousness and saucy remarks. Madame M’s personal motto is “When I’m good, I’m very, very good. When I’m bad … I’m awesome” a motto she aims to live up to.
Madam M is NOT available for Gold Service. This is for three reasons ; a) You couldn't afford her. b) You couldn't handle her. c) She's just here to look good and does not actually do any work.
Trying to come up with an awesome song to do at the special secret Kavon shows... any suggestions??
Having a missed weekend to make up for I am determined to make this Friday night one we can sing "Last Friday Night" about!
I finally worked out why i feel a little off this week, seems I missed a whole weekend of shows.
Guess I'll have to make up for it by playing twice as hard this weekend!
Can't quite work out why but I'm just not feeling right this week. A little restless, antsy and not my normal awesome self. It's all a bit of a mystery.