Introducing Chardonnay Moselle!
A born show girl , vivacious vixen and sultry songstress, Madame Chardonnay Moselle made her debut at the Kavon in early 2010. She quickly found her place within this mob of misfits and try as we might it has become increasingly difficult to pry the microphone from her hands.
Madame M strives to emulate her idol the divine Mae West with her fun flirtatiousness and saucy remarks. Madame M’s personal motto is “When I’m good, I’m very, very good. When I’m bad … I’m awesome” a motto she aims to live up to.
Madam M is NOT available for Gold Service. This is for three reasons ; a) You couldn't afford her. b) You couldn't handle her. c) She's just here to look good and does not actually do any work.
Time for a new song
August 29th, 2011Trying to come up with an awesome song to do at the special secret Kavon shows... any suggestions??
It's Friday, Friday.
August 12th, 2011Having a missed weekend to make up for I am determined to make this Friday night one we can sing "Last Friday Night" about!
Worked it out!
August 10th, 2011I finally worked out why i feel a little off this week, seems I missed a whole weekend of shows.
Guess I'll have to make up for it by playing twice as hard this weekend!
Something just isn't right!
August 7th, 2011Can't quite work out why but I'm just not feeling right this week. A little restless, antsy and not my normal awesome self. It's all a bit of a mystery.
It's all LIES!!
July 22nd, 2011
supposedly there are rumours going around about me. I just want to clarify.
1) I was NOT snogging Voodoo in the kitchen. He tripped over his bone and bumped into my lips with his!
2) My boobs are NOT actually as big as this guys head.
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