Capt'n Jack

Landlovers say "Ello" to the scurvy infected Capt'n Jack. With the Black Pearl is out of comission he had to make do, with sailing into our Nobby's Beach on the aptly named, (perhaps) Passionate Bonka. Jack spends most of his time trying, and I must add, more often than not failing, at "wooing" the women which choose to make the Kavon their place of entertainment for the evening. Enjoying the occasional, shall we say alcoholic beverage, he is more often than not inebriated on the dance floor, making every woman want to slap his face with the back of their right hand.

However if all of this is your cup of tea, then why not pop your deriere down here and call out "parley" for none other than the infamous Capt'n Jack.

P.S. Dont forget the Rum!!!!