Introducing Horny!
Straight from the underworld; he's big, he's red, and he's always 'Horny'!
Like a bat out of Hell ready to tear up the stage, Horny has been a main-stay of the Kavon for years. He is a fast machine, he'll keep your motor clean, he is the best damn demon that we've ever seen.
Leave your morals at the door and prepare to check in with the King of Sin. Every night out with Horny is sure to leave you in a sin-fueled state of exhilaration.
Looking for 'Gold Service'? Why not get the full 'Red Service' experience? Wanting to pamper that special someone? Horny is fully qualified in earlobe massages and is ready to make them his 'Queen of the Underworld'. Go on, have the devil do your bidding for a change!
Who likes to rock the party?
July 26th, 2011BAM!
Hope anyone coming to the Kavon this weekend is pumped for one hectic night. I just woke up today from last Saturday's shenanigans. I mostly blame Tripper and the pills he said that he found on the floor. Speaking of Tripper, if anyone happens to see him please try and convince him he's not actually a rainbow. Last I saw him he was on a beach mesmorized by these two amazing rockviserys... he's probably still there.
P.S. Anyone who wants to add me on facebook can just CLICK HERE or just do a search for "Hornee FromKavon". Damn Zuckerberg apparantly finds my name offensive so I've had to go under a cleverly disguised pseudonym. Take that Mark!
Bam! And the post is here.
July 19th, 2011
Tonights show was "the epic". After kicking Jack out of his hangover so he'd some work (though his work is to drink rum, so not sure how that works) we were riding the express train to 'awesome-city'.
Massive shout out to 'Buckle Ben'. You know who you are, and should probably hit up an STD clinic ASAP. By the way, if you want to pick up your soul just swing by my place.
Also I had my bum touched. Twice. Hello ladies... or gentlemen. It was ambiguous.
Always remember, the safe word is bananas.
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