Introducing Columbia
Our Columbia..... AWESOME!!! So awesome in fact that she is above Gold Service, well and truly in Platinum Class.
Sassy, spunky and always ready for fun. Columbia seems to have the ability to be in many places at once but this illusion is just due to the fact everything she does, she does at full speed, impecably well and with a touch of Columbia-n class. With the voice of a (fallen) angel she can reach incredible heights, her dance moves need to be seen to be believed - keep an eye out for the lawn mower :) .
Columbia is a Kavon stalwart and we would definately not be the same without her. For better or for worse.
Jokes on Tripper
July 29th, 2011Ok so this one time i heard the funnyest joke in the entire world. It was so funny that i thought the best person to tell it to would be Tripper. And then when i tried to tell him i forgot how the joke went and it may have sounded like this "ok so there are these 3 guys standing at the gates to heaven and then something happens and i cant remember the rest but then one of them was in a fridge!" anyways naturally tripper laughed at me and ripped me off and called me mean names for screwing up my joke so bad. And then When i did remember how it actually went and wanted to tell him, he wouldnt listen to me :( I told ruff riff and he said it was the best joke he had ever heard! Then i told bubbles and she laughed so hard she almost pee'd herself! then i told Ian Bread and he said if i could tell him a funnier joke he would give me a MILLION DOLLARS! but obviously coz its already so funny i could never beat my joke.
We told everyone else that we know and made a pact not to tell Tripper ever... Like my post and ill tell you my amazing joke (if you promiss not to tell Tripper) :P
circus
July 28th, 2011Blog.2.
The other weekend Magenta told me that she wants all the girls to audition to perform circus... I have 2 thoughts;
Brittney Speares is Rad
Its My turn to Shine! (like metaphorically because obviously my jacket and hot pants are already very sparkly)
The First Blog!
July 26th, 2011Blog entry No. 1. 9.45 pm i have just discovered i have a blog.
10.12 pm, still pondering what i should post as my very first blog post.
10.20 pm Research and stalking of other peoples blogs gives me the gist of what exactly a blog is meant to be.
10.26 pm. Feel like because it has taken me so long to post my first blog it is going to built up and people will be dissapointed if its not awesome..
10.32 pm. The preasure of having a blog begins to give me a stress head ache and i take a short break to make cereal for dinner.
10.38 pm..Have finally decided what to post on my blog.
10.38 and 20 seconds pm... Phone is ringing, i shall answer and then post my amazing blog entry that will change the blogging world as we know it.
10.46pm have returened to laptop...and.. oh.. dammit. Have forgotten what i was going to post.
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