Introducing Bubblescum
This easily distracted, drug baby stumbled into the Kavon one day in early 2011. In Bubbles’ desperate search for fame she accidently walked in the front door following something shiney and refuses to leave. Bubbles has a certain... ahh... cuteness that has seemed to attract the likes of Tripper, and in her spare time she can be seen following him (or any bright, inanimate objects) around the restaurant. Enjoy Gold Class with a HubbaBubba flavour to make your special night at the Kavon.
What I think about Columbia...
July 14th, 2011Let me tell you something about COLUMBIA!! We were best friends when I first started at the Kavon. I know, right? It's so embaressing. I don't even... whatever. And then and I started dated my heaps hot boyf TRIPPER who is obviously the hottest thing in the world, and COLUMBIA was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with TRIPPER, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "COLUMBIA, I can't invite you, because I think you're a LESBIAN". So then my people (Poison Ivy) called her people (Magenta) and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. Then she dissapeared for a while because no one would talk to her, but then she had the nerve to come back to us, she grew her hair out and died it all different colours and she was totally weird... and now I guess she's on crack.
OMG I HAVE A BLOG
July 12th, 2011How totes awsum is this!!! I lovelovelove it!! A blog all about MEEE!
But seriously guys; YOU SHOULD PICK ME FOR GOLD SERVICE!! I totally sass it!
Reasons why you should pick me:
Boobs. xo
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